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Mattresses

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After reading that "The War To Sell You A Mattress Is An Internet Nightmare" article, I've decided it's safer and less complicated to just sleep on the floor. DISCLOSURE: THE AUTHOR OF THIS MOUSEOVER TEXT RECEIVED FINANCIAL COMPENSATION FROM THE FLOOR INDUSTRY FOR THIS MESSAGE.
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tedder
7 days ago
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also: mailchimp, squarespace..
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satadru
7 days ago
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I'll just say that it was a mistake to get a crib mattress less comfortable than the mattress for the parents. Rookie mistake, I guess.
New York, NY
ericprasmussen
7 days ago
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why does this XKCD panel look degraded?
ManBehindThePlan
7 days ago
It's just moire on your monitor ;)
alt_text_at_your_service
7 days ago
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After reading that "The War To Sell You A Mattress Is An Internet Nightmare" article, I've decided it's safer and less complicated to just sleep on the floor. DISCLOSURE: THE AUTHOR OF THIS MOUSEOVER TEXT RECEIVED FINANCIAL COMPENSATION FROM THE FLOOR INDUSTRY FOR THIS MESSAGE.
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After reading that "The War To Sell You A Mattress Is An Internet Nightmare" article, I've decided it's safer and less complicated to just sleep on the floor. DISCLOSURE: THE AUTHOR OF THIS MOUSEOVER TEXT RECEIVED FINANCIAL COMPENSATION FROM THE FLOOR INDUSTRY FOR THIS MESSAGE.

Oobleck

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that postscript pun is the greatest thing I have ever written

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tedder
34 days ago
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pbtttth
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jlvanderzwan
34 days ago
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I, for one, can best be described as a non-Newtonian ferrofluid

Pale Blue Dot

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I miss Carl Sagan

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tedder
65 days ago
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teehee phish joke
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slephoto: kawuli: This person is my new best friend Farming...

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kawuli:

This person is my new best friend

Farming systems need to fit into their natural and social environment. Sometimes we describe this as a socio-ecological niche.

This amply spells out several of the arguments I make with a lot of militant Vegans (and more rarely vegetarians) when I point out that their lifestyle’s pretty damned privileged and it would NOT work for the whole world without both mass relocation (and the consequent destruction of cultures) and drastic lowering of the human population.

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tedder
113 days ago
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ho. lee. shit. How am I just discovering Sarah?
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Liquid Assets

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tedder
131 days ago
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pintsize.
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Sibling-in-Law

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FYI, it turns out "...because I haven't figured out whether he would be my brother-in-law or not" does NOT qualify as a "reason why these two should not be wed."
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tedder
131 days ago
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This gets even more fun post-divorce when you talk about your "ex-brother-in-law" and people think they died.
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fxer
134 days ago
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basically the greyed out sticks are people I'm gonna see at one wedding but a bunch of funerals
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alt_text_bot
138 days ago
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FYI, it turns out "...because I haven't figured out whether he would be my brother-in-law or not" does NOT qualify as a "reason why these two should not be wed."
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138 days ago
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FYI, it turns out "...because I haven't figured out whether he would be my brother-in-law or not" does NOT qualify as a "reason why these two should not be wed."
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